10 Things About Makeup and Beauty That Make You Go Hmmm…
How did baby poop-colored nail polish 1) come to be so frighteningly accurate, and 2) so coveted by the masses?
Why are dudes who have no clue/don’t care always blessed with the longest, curliest, lushest eyelashes?
Why do tweens with porcelain skin and no dark circles wear enough foundation to cover a rump roast and go to Target in full-beat glam?
Why are Instagram brow tails SO sharp?
Why do I remember to bring that 14th tube of pinkish nude lipstick but forget my phone at home?
Why do I feel the need to keep three sticks of half-used MAC Teddy Eye Kohl in my makeup bag?
Why does one feel compelled to buy — not one, not two — but FIVE (*rolls eyes*) 🙄 different bougie foundations/face tints at the Sephora VIB sale, even though one knows they will just end up wearing MAC Face & Body half the time anyway?
Why do the makeup powers that be do lame sh*t like discontinue the world’s best brown pencil liner (I’m talking to you, person who took MAC Coffee away from me!)?
Has the “influencer”/brand collaboration trend hit its peak?
