
I Just Found Out Spanx Makes Leggings, and I Am Shooketh

Leave it to the universe to have impeccable timing, because it just reminded of a commitment I made to myself years ago about Turkey Day — that I would never again wear pants with buttons that constrain me in any form or fashion upon the date of a major mega-food fest!
All those years of wearing bullsh*t jeans to Thanksgiving meals… NEVER AGAIN.
Which leads me to my latest aha! find: Spanx leggings. Girlfriend, I AM SHOOKETH.
This knowledge was dropped on me, an unsuspecting woman with a closet filled with raggedy “private stretchy pants”, last Sunday at a meeting of the Novato Mothers Club.
It was held at a Nordstrom. The store sectioned off some of the dressing rooms for the moms, and provided drinks, snacks and stylists.
One of the stylists brought out a selection of Spanx leggings and subsequently raved about them. I kid you not, the leggings looked amazing on everyone — like J. Lo booty, outta-this-world amaze-balls.
More than half the women left with a pair.
OK, first things first: These are NOT workout leggings (although Spanx makes some of those, too).